International Relations

International Relations


CANADA!
USA! OH, HEY THERE.
IT’S BEEN AWHILE, HOW ARE YOUR PROVINCES? OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
YOU KNOW, I GOT MY HANDS FULL WITH 10, I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF 50 STATES.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT EASY, THE SOUTHERN ONES WENT THROUGH A REBELLIOUS
PHASE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE ADOPTED ONES?
OH, ALASKA AND HAWAII? YEAH, I HAVEN’T TOLD THEM YET, BUT I THINK
THEY’VE FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW.
AND THE REALLY LOUD ONE? TEXAS IS STILL TEXAS.
OH, CANADA, WE SHOULD YOU KNOW, HANG OUT SOMETIME, MAYBE PLAY SOME BASEBALL
– PLAY SOME HOCKEY.
WHAT? WHAT’S BASEBALL?
[PHONE RINGING] OH, SORRY, I GOT TO GET THIS. OKAY.
CHINA, BABY, HOW’S IT GOING? YES, I KNOW I OWE YOU A LOT OF MONEY.
ALWAYS MAKING IT ABOUT MONEY. YOU KNOW WHAT, LISTEN.
I WILL GET IT TO YOU TOMORROW. DO YOU HAVE LIKE FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS
I COULD BORROW? WHAT AM I SAYING, YOU’RE CANADA.
OKAY, LISTEN. I WILL GIVE YOU MY WATCH UNTIL I CAN PAY.
THAT’S RIGHT, YOU DID MAKE THIS. CHINA, YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
OKAY, I WILL DO THAT, BYE. BESTIES, OH, HIDE ME.
WHAT? OH COME ON, YOU GUYS HAVEN’T
DATED SINCE ‘76. I KNOW, BUT IT’S SO AWKWARD.
WELL, I TOLD YOU TO BREAK UP WITH HIM IN PERSON, AND NOT OVER DECLARATION.
COME ON, YOU CAN DO THIS. I’VE GOT SOME HOCKEY STUFF TO PURCHASE.
OH, HI, USA, DIDN’T EVEN SEE YOU THERE, WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE YOU’VE PUT
ON A LOT OF LAND. HI, BRITAIN.
YOU KNOW, I’VE JUST FELT SO FREE THE LAST FEW CENTURIES,
WHAT WITH THE BREAKUP AND ALL, NEVER LOOKED BACK.
YOU TRIED TO GET BACK TOGETHER IN 1812. YES, WELL, ANYWAY, I’VE JUST BEEN HAVING
SO MUCH SUCCESS LATELY, WITH THE BEATLES AND
HARRY POTTER AND DOWNTON ABBEY. I DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT US ANYMORE.
THAT’S GREAT. TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE?
BRITAIN – IS IT ANOTHER MAN? IS IT FRANCE?
OH, GROSS, NO. [SPEAKING FRENCH] THEN WHAT IS IT?
GIVE ME A REASON. OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
I WILL TELL YOU – NORTH KOREA. HELLO FOREIGN SCUM.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] YOU WANT TO SEE? OH!
DO I OR DON’T I? JUST PAY ME SOME ATTENTION!
OKAY, I WILL TELL YOU WHY. WHEN WE DATED, THE SUN NEVER SET
ON YOUR CHEATING. YOU MADE A PASS AT EVERY COUNTRY YOU SAW!
AUSTRALIA, INDIA, BAHAMAS. MMM, BAHAMAS.
OKAY. AND THEN THERE’S JUST RESPECT, I CAN’T
DATE A GUY THAT I’VE BEATEN IN WAR.
OKAY, I WAS NOT TRYING MY HARDEST. DESPERATE, OKAY?
WE BROKE UP AND YOU FOUND EVERY EXCUSE YOU COULD
TO GET ME OVER, LIKE OH, USA, I’M HAVING A WAR,
OH, COME HELP ME, OH, USA. I’M HAVING ANOTHER WAR, OH, I’M HAVING
AN OLYMPICS, COME DESTROY ME IN EVERY EVENT.
OH. DESPERATE.
AM I RIGHT, SWITZERLAND? I’M STAYING OUT OF THIS.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU’RE OVER IT.
I’M OVER IT. OWIE.
LOOK, I CELEBRATE OUR BREAKUP WITH FIREWORKS, OKAY,
I BLOW THINGS UP. FINE, THEN.
I DON’T NEED YOU OR YOUR BAD CREDIT. OKAY, I DON’T NEED A BOYFRIEND WHO PLAYS
THE WRONG FOOTBALL. OH, RIGHT, I’LL SEE YOU LATER,
HAVE A GOOD OBESITY EPIDEMIC. GET A DENTAL PLAN.
WHICH WAY DID CANADA? THAT WAY.
OH, CANADA!

100 thoughts on “International Relations

  1. I am Canadian, and I can confidently say that I have never met anyone who sounds remotely like Whitney.

  2. USA:Hey China, Baby!….. I know I owe you a lot of money… Hey Canada, do you have like 4 trillion dollars… Never mind, your Canada.
    Canada:TRIGGERED
    USA: I will give you my watch until I can pay. Oh right, never mind. You did make this.
    Me:SOOOO USA is returning the watch??? Canada is poor?! I thought they were fine?

  3. It’s funny how when America is on the phone with China you can see Korea on the left upper corner like if you saw as well

  4. Either U.K. is a player, or he’s a Mormon. That’s considering he’s had India, Australia, America, Ireland, Scotland….

  5. I was enjoying the video until US said "I don't need a boyfriend who plays the wrong football." That kind of offended me…

  6. Britain πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§:look me in the eyes and tell me ur over it.
    Usa πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ:I’m over it
    Britain πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ :owwie
    USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ:I celebrate our break up with fireworks πŸŽ‡ β€˜kay I blow things up

  7. It's very lucky for Scott Sterling that he doesn't play the "right" kind of football. That would just be a whole new level of brutal.

  8. British teeth aren't that bad. We have a thing called the NHS (free healthcare, free at point of delivery) and so most teens get braces and/or retainers. I have had both. On the websites that I looked at, Britain has had BETTER teeth then the US. Also, the English Barons under King John's reign created the Magna Carta, which helped to form the Declaration of Independence.

  9. This is amazing, there are so many references, but you only need like a 5th grade education to understand them.

  10. I’m English… IS THAT HOW YOU THINK WE TALK WHY WHO TOLD YOU THAT NORMAL ENGLISH PEOPLE DONT TALK LIKE THAT

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  12. "And the really loud one?"
    " Texas is still Texas. "
    I appreciate that a lot. It's my favorite state.

    Love Studio c! I keep rewatching their videos!

  13. This was one of the first Studio C sketches I ever watched and I thought Matt's teeth were actually like that.

  14. well actually, the northern states rebelled. cause they werent satisfied with the status quo… get your facts right studio c πŸ˜‰
    the wrong football?? american football isnt even primarely played with the feet…

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