Introducing FOH: Faculty Office Hours | Arizona State University

Introducing FOH: Faculty Office Hours | Arizona State University

Do you suffer from stress, sleep
deprivation, and academic status report denial? living in a world of why? who? how? what the? If any of these symptoms
sound familiar you may be one of the millions of
college students suffering from fear of meeting one-on-one with my professor or
FMOOWMP Is it dangerous? Yes, patients who have untreated cases can experience
increasingly debilitating outcomes and persistent pangs of regret How did I even get FMOOWMP? Science may never know. The important thing to remember is that FMOOWMP is 100% treatable. Introducing FOH, faculty office hours or ‘oh!’ for short. Oh? That’s right, FOH is a ground-breaking treatment plan for students suffering from fear of
meeting one-on-one with my professor. Do I need a prescription to get FOH? Oh no, FOH is an effective treatment that begins with the simple visit to your doctor of
philosophies office Oh! Does it hurt? No, contrary to popular belief FOH patients report painless experiences that are often described as
much better than expected Is it habit forming? it is absolutely addictive. The vast
majority of successful FOH users continue for up to four years Sounds amazing! How do I sign up for FOH? Simply call
or email your doctor of philosophy today to set up a free trial appointment to find out if FOH is
right for you. Once I tried FOH, everything fell into place. I understood what was
going on in class and I knew how to study for my next test, I’m hooked! Possible side-effects of FOH include seeing professor as a human for the first time,
understanding course content, Increased GPA, a general sense of well being, healthier sleeping habits, improved confidence. (These statements have not been approved by the federal drug administration, they have been approved by Dr. Michael Crow which means they are science. Do not take FOH if you have a fever or are experiencing other symptoms of an actual disease.) FOH, because there’s literally no good
reason not to go.

42 thoughts on “Introducing FOH: Faculty Office Hours | Arizona State University

  1. This is funny and informative. As an ASU instructor on the Downtown Phoenix Campus who teaches a lot of first year and first-generation students, I'm glad to have it as a resource. Thanks!

  2. Wow…shoving prescription drugs down Americans' throats is so common that Universities are exploiting the comedic side of it. Talk about being politically incorrect.

  3. There should have been a part where the professor and student are doing outdoorsy activities together. Like kayaking.

    I appreciate the humor though. Seriously, it's okay to meet with your instructors. If office hour times don't work out, you can always try to set an appointment.

  4. Civilian Testimonial:

    I have been a regular FOH user for years and it has improved my capability to understand material without massive headaches or outbreaks of hysteria. One side effect that has frequently reoccurred within the past two years is the kiss-ass effect. Other students spread this by assuming asking for help is a form of flattery to improve grades. However, FOH is medically proven to treat FMOOWPF regardless of its side effects.

  5. 😆😆😆 This is hilarious. I was worried since I’m going to ASU fall 2019. This really made me relieved.

  6. how does it help your sleeping habits? unless your doing psychology, how does foh help with sleep? insomnia is cured by meeting my professor?

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