The State Of The Union Is… Cancelled?

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Good News: The Government Still Exists

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO “THE LATE THOUGHSHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. AS YOU WERE.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AS YOU WERE. SMOKE ‘EM